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Eudora’s Old Blog

I have already read Eudora’s new blog, every single post, and left with nothing to read and feeling bored, I decided to read her old Diaryland blog. It is quite intersting, reading all the nonsense she wrote back then. Talk about maturity.

You know, I have always been really envious of Eudora. Her family is rich, she is good in her studies, she has loving and fun parents, she has two really adorable siblings, she has the courage to speak her mind which happens to be exactly the thing I lack, and her room is so big and nice. She has evrything I have ever dreamt of.

However, after reading her old blog, I realised that I was wrong. Totally and utterly wrong. She has a miserable life. Her parents are over-protective to the point that they dominate her life. She made a lot of enermies and she has few true friends. She did quite badly in A Mathematics and her parents were very harsh on her for it. Her grade sucks (according to her) and she is constantly worried that she will not be able to go to any JC and disappoint everyone.

After reading her blog, I just feel so guilty. There she is, feeling so hurt and depressed and I didn’t really notice it.

I found this. I thought it was rather funny so here it is:
Man: “Hi. I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man: “So, what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “Female impersonator.”

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I am a receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man: “Want to dance?”
Woman: “No, thank you.”
Man: “Don’t thank me, thank God that someone asked you!”
Man: “Hey baby, your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both, you go to your place, I’ll go to mine.”

Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman (select one): “Do not enter. Yield. Proceed with caution. Stop. Dead end.”

Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Good, then PLEASE leave me alone.”

Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man: “I would go through anything to meet you.”
Woman: “Okay, let’s begin with your bank account.”

Man: “May I have the last dance?”
Woman: “Whenever it was, you’ve already had it.”

Man: “I would go to the ends of the earth to meet you.”
Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?”

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